How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Aiden: Alright, Sebastian, today I'm going to teach you how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Sebastian: Sounds complicated. Do I need a license for this?

Aiden: No, no license needed. Just bread, peanut butter, and jelly. Got it?

Sebastian: Bread, peanut butter, and jelly. Okay, do I put the bread in the toaster first?

Aiden: No, just take two slices of bread. We'll keep it simple.

Sebastian: Two slices... But what if I only want half a sandwich?

Aiden: Then you use one slice and fold it. But let's stick with two slices for now.

Sebastian: Got it. Two slices of bread. Now what? Do I mix the peanut butter and jelly together in a bowl?

Aiden: No, you spread them separately. First, you take a knife and spread peanut butter on one slice.

Sebastian: Spread peanut butter on one slice. Do I need a special peanut butter spreading knife?

Aiden: Just a regular butter knife will do.

Sebastian: Regular butter knife. Check. Do I need to heat the peanut butter first?

Aiden: No, it's fine as it is. Just spread it evenly.

Sebastian: Evenly. Like, perfect symmetry?

Aiden: Close enough. Now, take the other slice and spread jelly on it.

Sebastian: Jelly on the other slice. Do I need to wear gloves for this?

Aiden: Only if you're feeling fancy. Otherwise, just use the same knife after wiping it off.

Sebastian: Same knife, got it. Should I use a ruler to make sure the peanut butter and jelly are evenly distributed?

Aiden: No need for a ruler. Just a good spread. Now, put the two slices together.

Sebastian: Okay, but which side faces up? Peanut butter or jelly?

Aiden: They face each other, Sebastian. Put the peanut butter side against the jelly side.

Sebastian: Ah, like a sandwich hug. I see. Do I need to say anything special when they meet?

Aiden: No, but you can if you want. Now, just press them together gently.

Sebastian: Gently pressing... Do I need to use a hydraulic press?

Aiden: No, just your hands. Now you have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Sebastian: Wait, what about the crusts? Do I need to cut them off with surgical precision?

Aiden: Only if you don't like crusts. Otherwise, you're done.

Sebastian: Done? Should I take a photo for posterity? Frame it?

Aiden: Only if you want to. Or you could just eat it.

Sebastian: Eat it? But what if it doesn't taste right? Should I add spices?

Aiden: No spices needed. Just take a bite. Trust me.

Sebastian: Alright, here goes... Hey, this is actually good!

Aiden: See? Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich isn't rocket science.

Sebastian: Maybe not, but it sure felt like it. Thanks, Aiden!

Aiden: Anytime, Sebastian. Anytime.